Yes, it is that time of year that we dread. Its nice out side, women (or men) are wearing little or nothing at all, and its hard to decided between logging into EQ or enjoying the fun in the sun.



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I don't blame ya, Heck I have been down the beach for 2 weeks now, and enjoying every minute of it.


But I realized tonight that we still need to progress during the summer months, so I am calling on the hardcore and/or the people who just can't be out in the sun, to come join our ranks.


caRn

When i see a mob at this point I get all warm and fuzzy inside, but that may just be the rum.



Mandatory guild shot around the chest.



Just another lockout, and the week has just started.



Random Spam.



And we have our next target in sight



Well it is late, so I am going to bed.

Ciao,
CaRn

Another lockout list /shrug... (btw Xagyg hates it when i use ... instead of a comma or a period..... just wanted to let you know)



random comments and such from the guild.

No Idea why they gave me access to the guild MOTD.... 8)




Told you I heal ya fauckers!



Krupted's idea how to beat every mob...



Is it just me, or does this sound like the worst porn movie ever?!?



Well its been 65 minutes patching MLB 10 the show and its only 36% done. So I am gonna crash for the night.

Later
CaRn
btw Spell checked by Xagyg, any spelling or grammar mistakes send him a PM or in game tell... laters.

We are looking for a couple high quality shammys, bards and might have room to fit in a wizard. Not a big issue for us at the moment, but i really like being shrunk and having the optiong of being TLed to random zones for shits and giggles.

Well, its a lil after midnight, and I am out of rum, so its sleepy time for me.

ciao ciao.
-CaRnon

Target Locked on, permission to fire.....



Lockout timers suck, I wish we could cheat and by pass them to get more loot like guilds on other servers... /wave Maelin Server



Here are some random quotes for your entertainment...






going to bed.. ciao and shit
CaRn

Fippy's cool FD 'Wings' spell effect.


Fippy trying to survive our brutal attack




and on the 10th attempt ever at Flippy, The EQ Gods declaired, Let there be death, and they looked down upon the world and it was good...







So Congats to Kratos, for beating Fippy, and saving the life of this dog
which i was gonna kill if they did not beat this event tonight...
i guess he is safe till we get to the next event in UF...



also congrats on Durew and Sluggas on their new titles from their new shaws...

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anyways I am going to bed... later

-CaRn

our 1st attempt at another UF Raid.. once we get the adds down this will be beaten quick...

and don't Worry Fippy.. your death is coming real soon!



btw, website still may be coming down this weekend. no idea on how long, depends on how long it takes us to find a new hampster to run in the wheel that keeps it running....

Team Murderdeathkill are working on something new, but cant release it to the public or this could happen

Recruiting is open for Kratos . If you wish to join the Kratos ranks, Speak with our recruiter Tornicade or Titaness.

Kratos raids Sunday, Monday and Wednesday, Thursday, starting at 6 p.m. CDT. Depending on our target(s) we can be finished as early as 10 p.m. or as late as 12. We are currently farming Discord Tower and UF Raids... just beat Fippy for the first time (only 10 attempts for our 1st win)... gonna be on /farm status soon enough... this is our chance to catch up to the other top guilds on the server... if you want to be part of that let us know... Warning: we may seem cold and unwelcoming at first, but that is just how we find out who wants to raid and who just wanted to be there to snag a random loot and not get called out for their lack of assistance on raids/off raid hours exp groups etc.... if you can take a lil ribbing from our members for a lil bit and give it back as well as you can take it... you will be a perfect fit for us...
Main classes we are looking for are Bards, Shammys, Necros, Clerics, Wizards, Mages, Beastlords, and another Zerker...

If your class is not listed you can still apply as we are always looking to add the talents of a good player to our team. If you think you have what it takes. Submit an application and guest raid with us as we farm Discord Tower and start to kick butt in Underfoot. The minimums for consideration are level 85, 500aa's depending on class. Void E and working towards group Underfoot Progression. Contact any Kratos member to get put in touch with an officer for further information. All new applicants are required to look over and READ our guild policies.

1st thing: I am gonna tell you all the secret strat to killing Fippy: sneak this guy into Brells rest...



2nd:Dear Devs's,
I love the patch and all the random useless aa's you gave us,
but the least you could do is unfauck the Fippy event,
his regen on phase 2 is stupid crazy... now I know
your gonna say "ALL is working as intended" or
Its a "random thing"... but we took 3 attempts
and all 3 times he kicked our ass on Phase 2
with his stupid regen, when before the patch we
were getting close to the final phase...


If this is not fixed I will kill this puppy! His blood will be on your hands!

Love,
CaRnon